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Lament and mourn and weep! Let your laughter be turned to mourning and your joy to gloom.
(James 4:9)


feeds@yuku.com (DeathMC) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1584 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:59:53 GMT http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1588/t/Shoplifting-seagull-.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLeHgabGqHY&mode=related&search=

Don't believe everything you think...

]]> feeds@yuku.com (SilverKiss122) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1588 Fri, 21 Sep 2007 18:30:43 GMT http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1591/t/Paint-Job.html A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (akeldama316) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1591 Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:29:36 GMT http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1592/t/Tell-a-Joke-Here.html
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a Preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water… and subsequently bumps into the Preacher. The Preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, where upon he asks the drunk… “Are you ready to find Jesus ?”

The drunk answers, “Yes I am.”

So the Preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Godscareing) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1592 Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:05:50 GMT http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1593/t/Atheist-Jokes.html


"What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness?"

Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.





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The story is told of the Atheist who accosted a preacher…

“Do you believe in eternal life?”

The preacher has no time to reply.

“Well its a load of rubbish!” shouted... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Godscareing) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1593 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 16:31:43 GMT http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1594/t/my-rilly-rilly-bad-joke-1.html rilly we have puppy dogs and for most of the year we have butter flyes.

i told you it was rilly rilly bad

peace and love diped in blood
phenix ]]> feeds@yuku.com (phenix stormcloud) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1594 Wed, 10 Jan 2007 15:39:23 GMT http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1590/t/PAST-WINNERS-OF-M-LAW-S-WACKY-WARNING-LABEL-CONTESTS.html
A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: “Harmful if swallowed

A popular scooter for children warns: "This product moves when used."

A nine- by three-inch bag of air used as packing material cautions: "Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device."

A flushable toilet brush warns: "Do not use for personal hygiene."

The label on... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SilverKiss122) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1590 Mon, 08 Jan 2007 15:35:33 GMT http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1596/t/Skilled-Labor.html
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.

He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Blood God Servant) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1596 Tue, 26 Dec 2006 18:42:24 GMT http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1587/t/Adam-and-Eve.html
"God, why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
God answered, "because I wanted you to like her."

"But God, why did you make eve so stupid?"
God answered, "because I wanted her to like you."






its... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (akeldama316) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1587 Mon, 18 Dec 2006 17:40:28 GMT http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1599/t/Lie-Clock.html ______________________________
Ok, so this dude named Bob died and went to heaven. He walked the streets of gold, passed the pearly gates etc. until he came across this huge tower.

He went inside and saw Peter walking around looking at a wall filled with 10000000's of clocks. So he asked, "hey, what are all these clocks for?"

Peter responded, "these clocks are used to tell how many times someone has... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (akeldama316) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1599 Sun, 10 Dec 2006 15:33:45 GMT http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1601/t/What-are-you-Afraid-of-.html
FEAR OF:

13, number- Triskadekaphobia.
666, number- Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
8, number- Octophobia.

A-
Abuse: sexual- Contreltophobia.
Accidents- Dystychiphobia.
Air- Anemophobia.
Air swallowing- Aerophobia.
Airborne noxious substances- Aerophobia.
Airsickness- Aeronausiphobia.
Alcohol- Methyphobia or Potophobia.
Alone, being- Autophobia or Monophobia.
Alone, being or solitude-... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SilverKiss122) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1601 Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:15:32 GMT http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1600/t/Make-somebody-very-happy-.html
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window nd make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SilverKiss122) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1600 Sat, 30 Sep 2006 15:09:16 GMT http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1604/t/Texas-rock-star.html
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GC

]]> feeds@yuku.com (Godscareing) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1604 Tue, 08 Aug 2006 14:28:13 GMT http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1602/t/Bizarra-japanese-toilet-training.html
www.godscare.net/videos/Bizarrae%20japanese%20toilet%20training.wmv




GC

]]> feeds@yuku.com (Godscareing) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1602 Mon, 24 Jul 2006 17:56:35 GMT http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1603/t/Grim-Reaper-Prank.html Grim Reaper Prank

I really wonder what is going through them.

For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (WeMustPray) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1603 Mon, 24 Jul 2006 04:56:51 GMT http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1586/t/Cmabrigde-Uinervtisy-.html
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SilverKiss122) http://godscareforum38992.yuku.com/topic/1586 Fri, 09 Jun 2006 14:57:29 GMT